Sunday, August 14, 2016

Paraphrasing Matthew 5, a treasure mine of beautifully ironic (when juxtaposed with Religious Right hypocrisy) sayings attributed to Jesus, as well as social media commentary:

“Therefore, if you are offering your opinion in the chatroom and there remember that your bro or side-chick has something against you, leave your opinion there in the input box. First go and be reconciled to them; then come and offer your post.

Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to social media court. Do it while you are still private messaging on the way, or your adversary may hand you over to the pedantic sociopath dissecting your opinion and identity to a kangaroo court of trolls, and the trolls may hand you over to the obsessive conspiracy theorist with apocalyptic delusions and undiagnosed schizophrenia, and you may be doxxed. Truly I tell you, you will not clear your name until you have paid the last bitcoin."

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